neveraskwhy-justholdme
RIGHT, SO WE WEREN’T TAUGHT THIS BUT WE WERE TAUGHT ALGEBRA, AND WE’RE TOLD WHAT WE’RE TAUGHT IS SUPER RELEVANT. NOPE. NO.

thebabbagepatch:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

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dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

hmm i wonder if this works for bigger numbers…

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success! but what if….

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HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BALLS

i mean i would hardly describe this as efficient BUT STILL

neveraskwhy-justholdme
sonicbny:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.

"My time has come" WHAT IS THIS, THAT IS THE BEST THING ANY HUMAN HAS EVER SAID AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

sonicbny:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.

"My time has come" WHAT IS THIS, THAT IS THE BEST THING ANY HUMAN HAS EVER SAID AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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dicktho:

zerostatereflex:

Tangible Media

MIT’s Tangible Media is coming along nicely,

"Almost like a table of living clay, the inFORM is a surface that three-dimensionally changes shape, allowing users to not only interact with digital content in meatspace, but even hold hands with a person hundreds of miles away. And that’s only the beginning."

fisting in long distance relationships now becomes easier

Maybe 2015 WILL look like Back to the Future 2