neveraskwhy-justholdme
savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

I can’t be the only one who thought of this.

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

I can’t be the only one who thought of this.

neveraskwhy-justholdme
RIGHT, SO WE WEREN’T TAUGHT THIS BUT WE WERE TAUGHT ALGEBRA, AND WE’RE TOLD WHAT WE’RE TAUGHT IS SUPER RELEVANT. NOPE. NO.

thebabbagepatch:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

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dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

hmm i wonder if this works for bigger numbers…

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success! but what if….

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HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BALLS

i mean i would hardly describe this as efficient BUT STILL

neveraskwhy-justholdme
sonicbny:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.

"My time has come" WHAT IS THIS, THAT IS THE BEST THING ANY HUMAN HAS EVER SAID AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

sonicbny:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.

"My time has come" WHAT IS THIS, THAT IS THE BEST THING ANY HUMAN HAS EVER SAID AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA